my daddy has a knack for corny yet laughable jokes.
people who have seen him would agree he has a typical teacherish stern appearance, almost incapable of doing anything silly or maybe as some of my id mates think, he looks like a certain tony leung kar wai haha
yes, true. he is indeed stern usually.. but when he's crazy... u wun believe it!
so if anyone is gonna ask me whether i love him or my dad more.. sorry loverboy, my old man rules! im a daddy's girl ;D
Example of a bad but still funny joke
I forgot why we were having this conversation but anyways...
Me: "Daddy, mummy 要看《小娘惹》的ending lor.."
Daddy:"我知道ending 是什么..."
Me: "什么?"
Daddy: Little Nonya 变成 Nonya Zang lor!
omgg!!! wahahaha!
Monday, February 9, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
i like stringing words
The time with no hour hands
Living in the void of time
Make memories not pictures
Not, really empty keeps
Sweet music and messy treats
Feet that missed a beat
Adore the pretty weeds
Yet, forget the sweet quick
Spring is over,
Warmth long gone,
from the shadows ofsycamoretall temperate trees
Living in the void of time
Make memories not pictures
Not, really empty keeps
Sweet music and messy treats
Feet that missed a beat
Adore the pretty weeds
Yet, forget the sweet quick
Spring is over,
Warmth long gone,
from the shadows of
Friday, January 2, 2009
My Horoscope says...
Libra
Today, I'm going to become more decisive - no more talking every plan into the ground before I take action. I'll step up to the plate and make my own decision, and then possibly we can debate whether I made the right choice. Everyone in my orbit no longer needs to know my every dream and scheme. Speaking of schemes, I'm going to avoid pot-stirring although I can't think of a better way to generate discussion. Even with my strong need for togetherness, I'm going to spend some concentrated alone time improving my many talents. What I'm not going to give up is the need for a life partner and being outrageously flirtatious and fiercely competitive.
Today, I'm going to become more decisive - no more talking every plan into the ground before I take action. I'll step up to the plate and make my own decision, and then possibly we can debate whether I made the right choice. Everyone in my orbit no longer needs to know my every dream and scheme. Speaking of schemes, I'm going to avoid pot-stirring although I can't think of a better way to generate discussion. Even with my strong need for togetherness, I'm going to spend some concentrated alone time improving my many talents. What I'm not going to give up is the need for a life partner and being outrageously flirtatious and fiercely competitive.
Monday, December 29, 2008
这个暑假有点久。。。
啊。。。从前的从前有人说过我走路蹒跚;
不久前的不久前有人说过我说话像老太太。
哈哈。
他苦拼elephant,我仍咿咿呜呜。
他勤奋学脚车,我还在熟悉爬姿。
她研究唇膏,我却以为是"长大后"的烦恼。
另一个她妩媚尔娜多姿,咦。。。哪不是美女的特权吗?
他她她忙得没睡,我夜夜呼呼大觉。
真是慢三拍。
啊。。。
哈哈。
我只能苦笑。
不久前的不久前有人说过我说话像老太太。
哈哈。
他苦拼elephant,我仍咿咿呜呜。
他勤奋学脚车,我还在熟悉爬姿。
她研究唇膏,我却以为是"长大后"的烦恼。
另一个她妩媚尔娜多姿,咦。。。哪不是美女的特权吗?
他她她忙得没睡,我夜夜呼呼大觉。
真是慢三拍。
啊。。。
哈哈。
我只能苦笑。
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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