If I were a noun Part II

im always trying to find the loopholes of these quiz thingys.. so i tried my name in small caps.. and also abbreviation of my name.

This is freaking funny.

xian -- [adjective]: Tastes like fried chicken 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

LOL.

If I were a noun...

kopped this from lynn...

Yixian -- [noun]: A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Really?

two things i read that tickled me greatly ;D

#1 How to recognise a singaporean in beijing

上超市的时候听到一群谈吐十分收悉的一群陌生人。不用两句话，就可以知道对方是新加坡人。

"Scuse, Are you all Singaporeans?"

"Ya！How you know leh?"

"Can 听出来 what."

(Courtesy of mr woo)

#2 How to ask potential sellers & make sure you get a big & new secondhand tv
"Hi,

who is going to sell a TV recently could contact with me.
skype: ringthomas2008

It is better not too small and too old.

LIN"

OMG!
LOL!
*cackles!!*

the norway idIOT drops by (:

Eindhoven is good for one night stands, as evident by the essen and norway idIOTS...

the norway idIOT Jo and her friend Fiona from belgium exchange

the guest is the kitchen slave, peeling potatoes.

frozen boerenkool balls

the other eindhoven (freeloader haha)'hosts' acting like guests

not forgetting daniel who took the less shakey blurry photos including this one ;P

i made the dutch dish boerenkool successfully! phew! (: Thanks to JO and friend Fiona for helping! (:

This is how you cook sausages the german(or president's way)...enjoy a sip of chilled bier+cola...

then u pour the beer over the sausages!!(btw the sausages were bought in munster carried all the way back by train to eindhoven yeah!)

Boerenkool How to eat it:
1. Dig a hole in the middle of mash volcano
2. Pour in the gravy
3. Stack the sausage on top!
Enjoy!

boycott Aldi!

wrote this entry cuz im so pissed

i went all the way to the cheapo supermarket Aldi(think Shop'n'save in SG n worse) to get cheap groceries...

my cereals r supposed to be 0.99.

but the cashier key in 2.29!

AND THE WORST THING?

i didnt realise it!

freaking shits.

i know thats just abt SGD 2.60 extra.

i think im jus mad at my carelessness.

(!!!)

Today

I ran in a opposite direction from my previous runs(2 only), today.
I figured if I run in a new direction each time, I will cover the whole of Eindhoven more or less

I saw a museum, a temporary art centre and and an exhibition space.
but I haven’t found the design academy.

I became one of those angmohs who lay on the grass to tan tofday.
found a lotion that (supposedly)activates the melanin pigments in my skin to tan.
Activate! Activate!

the field is great.
blasting beatles from my laptop and writing this on the grass.

I love the sun.
white flabby arms and legs please go away.
at least flabby armsand legs look less gross when tanned.

ladybugs must be the prettiest insects.
saw one in front of me and just cant resist disturbing it

I shall have seahorses, ladybugs and a flower cactus in my home.

I saw the3rd dead bird on the pavements in 2 weeks. Rest in Peace! Hope the sun is not killing you guys!

shocking news to nus id!

Today

I
used a
3cm thick
1.2m by 1.2m
MDF
for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

eindhoven workshop rocks.
nus sucks. (i dun mean lovely muji and shah. i mean the ppl who makes the big decisions.)

the least u can do is give us some free wood.

BOO!

haha

Beer makes people demand banana icecream.

my friend willem was drunk when he was supposed to meet his gf & family for dinnerat a restaurant.

he's so drunk he said, "i need a banana icecream desert, i would go mad if there was no more banana icecream!!"

One of the funnier things i heard these days (:

bits of 140507

i
made yummy
egg mayo bread.

i
recognise a thai from his
name.

Then he asked if i was thai too.

i
used an amazing
cutting tool for circles on MDF.

i
felt pukey.

i
saw
three 7yr old boys
standing outside a window and keep crying for "Melissa".
the sweet little girl
the apple of their eye(s).

btw
i
made
a
really
yucky
spinach dish
for dinner.

luckily
the kerrie(curry) pasta
saved the day.

Lynhism

"The best way to enjoy life's journey is to travel light." - my wise friend says.

Steenstraat Specials

Menu

Char Kway Pasta (Tastes better than it looks)


omelette with tomatoes, mushrooms


Gu lor Yok (Looks better than it tastes. ha)


Steenstraat Heavenly Cheese+Mushroom+Potato Omelette

shit I cant find the picture for Streenstraat Heavenly Belgium Waffle.

taboo

蜗牛渔小姐 says:
the best part abt exchange is doing all the stuff that parents forbid! hehes

(You are so right.)

;P

tornado sister came and went. 030407-020507.

^___________________________^

it was good while it lasted.

my life in 60 seconds

+ sister and friend came round to visit me (:
- she gets the bed i get the floor
- found maggots in the balcony outside the kitchen(!!)
- has to throw the maggots away
- housemates started a rubbish clearing roster for all
- toilet starting to not smell nice anymore even after air freshener
- growing more lardy by the minute
+ (going to) start exercising (some skipping after this entry)
+ (going to finally) plant my strawberry seeds
- eats lay's paprika chips before exercise
+ eating more veggies
+ making nice sandwiches that taste like turkish kebab(i think)
+ bought nice h & m dress, only 14.99E!
- spending more money and not realising it
+ can start wearing berms and legs can see the sun
- does not have other shorts and legs are too lardy and white to be seen
- rather shakey presentation at school
+ the coaches understood what i said
+ found nice italian pop music by surprise in my laptop (my sis's frd left it unintentionally)
+ started to not feel weird saying "hallo" to random strangers on dutch streets
+ feel like groupmates are really becoming real friends now
+ did workshop and soldering and fiddling with some circuit at school
+ can rationalise and think level headed. even when she's drunk, she's sober.
+ in a comfortable state now

okay maybe you took more than 60 seconds to read these. then you must be a slow reader. ahah.