two things i read that tickled me greatly ;D

#1 How to recognise a singaporean in beijing

上超市的时候听到一群谈吐十分收悉的一群陌生人。不用两句话，就可以知道对方是新加坡人。

"Scuse, Are you all Singaporeans?"

"Ya！How you know leh?"

"Can 听出来 what."

(Courtesy of mr woo)

#2 How to ask potential sellers & make sure you get a big & new secondhand tv
"Hi,

who is going to sell a TV recently could contact with me.
skype: ringthomas2008

It is better not too small and too old.

LIN"

OMG!
LOL!
*cackles!!*